Jeden o pandě

Aneb jak to dopadá, když prohrajete Nerovný boj s čárkami.

A panda walks into a café and orders a sandwich. He eats it, takes out a gun and fires it into the air, then gets up to leave the restaurant.

"Hold it," says the waiter. "What on earth was that all about?"

"I'm a panda," says the bear. "Look it up." And with that the animal tosses a badly punctuated book about wildlife on the counter and heads for the door.

The waiter flips to the relevant page and reads, "Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

(via World Copywriting Blog)

Poznámka: shoot = střílet, ale také výhonek

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